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Saturday, April 5, 2008

Squirrel or Pigeon??

While I was taking a piss in Central Park, I came to the thought of that if Jeff (STAPLE) can put a freakin flying rat on a shoe and get major $$$, I can too!! I'll just use another iconic animal of NYC... I saw a bunch of squirrels in Central Park, maybe I'll use that...
I'll call up Nike first thing in the morning, and tell 'em that I want to put a freakin squirrel on the heel of a Dunk SB. And only produce 50 pairs or something... Then I should be rich in no time right?

So instead of people goin: "Shit, I wish I had 2G's to cop the Pigeons son..." they would say: "DAAAAYMN!! I wish I had 2G's to cop the Squirrel son...!!"

...if only it was that easy.

1 comment:

alfieee said...

dude. you should probably patent that idea. someone's going to steal it. :P